The Sex and the City movie premieres tonight in Manhattan and tomorrow in the rest of the country. All of womendom is alight with frenzy and enthusiasm. Cosmopolitans are being ordered like never before and women are picking out their best shoes to wear to the theater — all in the attempt to best emulate their favorite characters.
That’s all fine and dandy. I’m a live and let live kind of guy. But I would just like to point out to all of you Sex and the City-crazed ladies that you now are no different from and indeed you’ve entered the world of these guys:
and these winners:
So, enjoy the movie. Enjoy the cosmos, the shoes, and the celebration of everything Sex and the City. And afterwards, perhaps some of the guys above will be waiting for you to see if you’d like to interface over a cosmopolitan at the Death Star Bar and Grill. “Hey lover. Is that a light saber, or are you just glad to see me?”
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