Top 10 Statements Guaranteed To Make Republicans Mad
Posted by supercynic on September 2, 2008
Now before you Republicans get mad at this topic, please note that I wrote a similar post for the Democrats as well. So, here we go — the Top 10 statements that I guarantee will make conservatives angry.
Honorable Mention: “Bill and Hillary Clinton are just good people.”
10. “Lucretia, once I cash my welfare check, let’s head to the casino.”
9. “John and Fred, I now pronounce you husband and……..husband.”
8. “Auburn Moonlight, after your abortion, remember to finish your homework for your class ‘Feminism And Why White Men Suck.’”
7. “This wind is phenomenally strong. It could really mess up a person’s perfectly combed hair.”
6. “I just think we need to raise taxes.”
5. “I read the Bible sometimes. I also read the Quran. They’re all the same.”
4. “The Secretary of Defense has announced that the military will be used to intervene in a conflict that does not involve oil or killing Muslims. It does involve saving poor black Africans.”
3. “How about we put a childproof trigger on that handgun?”
2. “Look, son, light the American flag on the corners so that the flames really kick up.”
1. “Ronald Reagan was a sorry president. He certainly was no Jimmy Carter.”
Feel free to leave your own.
travellinbaen said
Two real life statements I make drive people crazy.
1. I’m votin for Obama.
2. –as to why I am so liberal–”I’m a Christian and my religion dictates my political views.”
supercynic said
I recently stated in a conversation what I wrote on this blog — my positions are what they are because I believe what Jesus said — and the conversation came to a screeching halt followed by a chilling silence.