Bigfoot Is Discovered…..Or Maybe Not
Posted by supercynic on August 15, 2008
I would give anything to be at the press conference today.
SAN FRANCISCO — In the hairy and hoax-filled history of Bigfoot, those who believe in the mythical beast have offered up all manner of evidence, from grainy photos to hoarse recordings to tracks of those aforementioned feet.
But on Friday at a hotel in Palo Alto, Calif., a pair of Bigfoot hunters say they will present what they contend is the most definitive proof yet of an animal that science says does not exist: DNA evidence and photographs of a dead specimen they say they found in a remote swath of woods in northern Georgia.
“It was very frightening at first,” said Rick Dyer, 31, a former corrections officer who — coincidentally — runs a business that offers Bigfoot tours. “And it got even more frightening when you saw the others.”
Indeed, Mr. Dyer said he and his partner, Matthew Whitton, saw three more of the beasts nearby as they dragged the body of said creature out of the woods. Moreover, Mr. Dyer says he has video clips and photographs to prove it.
One photograph provided to the news media showed what resembled a gorilla — or maybe an old sheepskin rug — lying twisted in a freezer, with a dollop of intestines protruding from its belly.
“There’s a lot of comment being made that it looks fake, or it looks like a suit,” Mr. Dyer said. “But these people wasn’t there when I was sweating, pulling this thing through the woods.”
Tom Biscardi, a longtime Bigfoot booster from the Bay Area, who traveled to Georgia to see the animal, said he was “150 percent” sure that the carcass was a Bigfoot, an American Indian legend whose modern fame dates to an elaborate “footprint” hoax perpetrated at a Northern California logging camp in 1958.
“This is ‘Eureka!’ man,” said Mr. Biscardi, whose operations include a Bigfoot Web site, a Bigfoot merchandise line and a Bigfoot Internet radio show. “I touched it.”
Both Mr. Biscardi and Mr. Dyer said they expected skeptics to discount the find, which is being kept in a freezer in an undisclosed location outside Atlanta. But they promised even more proof, including video, a DNA test and, of course, a mission to capture one of the big guys.
“I’m not asking anyone to believe us,” Mr. Dyer said. “I’m just asking them to sit and watch, because you’re going to eat your words.”
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johnnyquest said
Strike Two…
Publius said
Maybe it’s Ed Orgeron…
larue65 said
Hoaxing is just good clean redneck fun. Wander what they had to kill to get the Bigfoot guts.
supercynic said
Here are the “trackers” speaking for themselves about their fake scientist that they flew in from Texas. When you stumble upon one of the greatest discoveries in the history of science, the first thing you want to do is go on YouTube and have to admit that your “scientist” was really your brother. Funny stuff.
Larue, I have a feeling there’s a cat somewhere in Georgia holding its belly and trying to paw 911 on a cell phone.
Publius, I think you may have solved the whole thing. I believe the Saints are calling a press conference for tomorrow to announce that their defensive line coach has not shown up for practice lately and they believe he is indeed stuffed in a freezer in some redneck’s garage in Georgia.
Elizabeth said
Apparently, it’s all a hoax…I was quite skeptical before too.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080819.wbigfoot19/BNStory/Front/home?cid=al_gam_mostemail
supercynic said
Elizabeth, thanks for the article link. I really don’t wish bad things on people. But reading in that article that the deputy was going to be fired for perpetrating a fraud gave me a bit of satisfaction.
larue65 said
I suspect that those boys are victims of a bad batch of meth. Or perhaps are even meth chefs themselves.
Iris said
Bravo, Supercynic! LOVE the “(not good)” and “(really not good).” Let’s not forget that the movie Deliverance was set and filmed in the North Georgia woods. I’m wondering if the Bigfoot they found “had a mighty purdy mouth” before those Bubbas shot and eviscerated it. Ewwwww.
Janine said
Maybe it’s Jimmy Hoffa?!
tornrnyboy72 said
You know I do believe in a Bigfoot phenomenon but these guys are obviously idiots and are just trying to trump us some business for their ridiulous Bigfoot tour business. It is morons like this that make the scientific community so skeptical about the existence of a real missing link.
alobama said
i was skeptical when i heard they had a bigfoot body, but when i heard they found a wallet on it with an NRA card and a GOP registration inside, i totally believed.
telepathicpebble said
It’s never true. I would like to believe so, but then I would be ignorent. >.<
supercynic said
For the record, I was using a picture of Bigfoot as my icon long before these morons showed up.
bigfoot lover said
bigfoot is true! if you dont trust me then you should go into forest at 1 am, if your so lucky you will seen an insomnia bigfoot and bigfoot is not moron supercynic is supermoron LOL