Yea Pornography!
Posted by supercynic on April 20, 2008
No, I haven’t lost my mind. I was looking at my statistics the other day on which posts get the most traffic. I noticed that my post about how the Southeastern Conference’s website sucks because it takes a computer equivalent of Indiana Jones to find out the latest tennis results had an unusually high readership. It hit me that in that post I mentioned how, no matter where you are on the Internet, you’re 3-4 clicks away from being on a porn site, but you can’t find out about SEC tennis on the SEC’s website. Because I used the word “porn,” that post picked up a lot of traffic. So, I’m going to perform a little experiment. Below is a boring story with the word “porn” sprinkled in. I’ll report later on the site traffic if my theory proves right. Here we go.
Today, I helped (porn) clean my mom’s yard. She lives about a mile away from me and (naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan) she lost several trees in the tornado we recently experienced. My brother and I (Britney Spears topless hot tub) worked for hours to clear up the debris. It’s amazing that her house (Salma Hayek sex tape) didn’t suffer any roof damage (porn) considering how many limbs hit it. So, I’m pretty tired after all that manual labor (rare nude pictures of Ethel Merman). I need a nap.
Bet you a dollar you never thought you’d see the names Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Ethel Merman in the same story. I’m deep like that. (nude, naked, porn)
Andy T said
So Buddy, how can I get my hands on those rare pics of Ethel M? Did you find them at your mother’s house?
Next time your in Starkpornville, I’ll owe you a blowjoy.
Why “blowjoy” you say? Because it sure ain’t a job.
Andy T
PD said
Guilty. I found you site whilst looking for porn.
supercynic said
PD–at least you have the balls — I think I can use the terms “balls” in this context — to admit it. There are about 50 folks out there who hit the site, saw no naked Lindsay Lohan pictures (or Ethel Merman depending on their tastes) and immediately fled to better porn sites. See, I just said “porn” again. The stats just keep climbing and climbing.
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